Dogs are good-natured humanists with healthy egos
Cats are unbalanced Buddhists who dissolved their egos into emptiness
Dogs are warm-hearted hippies offering a wholesome meal
Cats are Berlin nihilists on ketamine
Dogs are solar, springtime
Cats are lunar, winter
Dogs are a green park
Cats are a postmodern sprawl
Dogs are honest, redneck farmers in the heartland of America
Cats are the metropolitan urban elite
Dogs go hiking in the lake district
Cats journey to the Himalayas
Dogs are bodhisatvas
Cats are arahants
Dogs are organic, acoustic and embodied
Cats are cerebral, shimmering shadows
Dogs have sincere sympathy
Cats have ruthless compassion
Dogs are Seth Faergolzia
Cats are Josh Gura
Dogs are worldly
Cats are ethereal
Dogs are analogue
Cats are digital
Dogs are prose
Cats are poetry
Dogs are comedy
Cats are tragedy
Dogs have souls
Cats are soulless
Dogs are Aristotelian
Cats are Platonic
If you’re suffering and you want comforting communion wafers, go for a dog
If you’re suffering and you want nirvana, go for a cat
Dogs are Bob Dylan
Cats are techno
Dogs are dwarves
Cats are elves
Dogs are terrestrial
Cats are aliens
Dogs are straight
Cats are gay
Dogs are wounded
Cats are free of suffering
Dogs are naive
Cats are calculated
Chris is a dog
Lesley is a cat

Every cat is a dog

Every dog is a cat